“Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.”

— Pablo Picasso

I’m a natural born story teller. I reckon a good yarn is all about the equation: 3/4 truths + 1/4 mayo = one helluva story. And on your wedding day, I’ll make sure your story is a ripping tale that reflects your energy and vibe to a tee.

I'm a confident raconteur of tales, having spent many nights treading the boards at the ‘real MTC’ (Moreland Theatre Company). I feel right at home in front of a crowd and am very aware of my presence while performing. I won’t take over the stage. You guys are the stars after all. But I’ll direct the energy and keep the good flow safe, in the palms of my very experienced hands. 

While I have a great sense of humour and a very relaxed ceremony style, ‘ceremony’ is important to me. An incredible ceremony happens when every single person is an engaged and enthusiastic participant. And this magic only happens when I speak words that are relevant and authentic to the couple standing beside me. 

And this brings me to the writing part. Your ceremony is written from scratch. No templates, no cut and pastes. It'll be fun, but the cheeky bits will be balanced with bits of beauty and sentiment because I want to see your guests in stitches of laughter but also crying tears of joy. I’ll speak your language and use your humour while saying it all in my style. 

Oh, and make no mistake about it, I'm not for the faint hearted. So, if you want something sedate and cheesy then I'm probably not your person #soz!